The Big Dead Lizard saga comes to a thrilling end in this third and final novella.

Tulsa Kalhoun wants answers and she wants them now!

To get them, she'll have to muster all her brain mojo and face her greatest challenge yet: interstellar herpes – er, I mean, saving the world from evil Lizard aliens. Will she succeed? Will she fail? Will there be justice for Koichi? Can the boss tunes of Bachman-Turner Overdrive save the human race? Is it actually interstellar herpes or just a few interstellar ingrown hairs?

All will be revealed in this nail-biting tale of hilarity, fast-burning lesbian romance, and sex robots!


Ash X is a genderfluid nonsense maker who currently lives in Colorado. They are not, as some darkweb forums allege, 13 otters in a trenchcoat pretending to be a human. When not writing, Ash enjoys boxing, yoga, and diving to the bottom of the ocean to hunt for clams.