The plot thickens and the pace quickens in this wild continuation of the acclaimed MIDNIGHT 99. It’s the cosmic murder mystery* to end all cosmic murder mysteries.
Tulsa Kalhoun is back, baby! Move over Nancy Drew, because Detective Tulsa is ready to solve the Case of the Big Dead Lizard. She'll have to navigate a sinister world of shady characters and dodgy dames to crack this whodunnit. Gangster grey aliens, sinister Illuminati septuagenarians, a tiny green body-spelunker named Plorb, slippery socialites, galactic G-men, and what's that? Another dead Lizard? Uh-oh, Tulsa's gonna need to keep her wits and tits about her. Or failing that, cannonball straight into danger with a head full of drugs and a fanny pack full of even more drugs. Hmmm, she might have a problem with drugs. She'll have to wrestle demons both inner and outer and, if there's time, maybe get back with her ex-girlfriend Lucy. What's that? Lucy's at the top of the suspect list? Damn, those are some mighty high stakes. So sit down, buckle your seatbelt, unbuckle your seatbelt, stand up again, and take a good look at your ass before you kiss it goodbye! Because once this hilarious high-octane thriller gets going, it doesn't stop hoeing!
*featuring a tractor with a human butt
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Ash X is a genderfluid nonsense maker who currently lives in Colorado. They are not, as some darkweb forums allege, 13 otters in a trenchcoat pretending to be a human. When not writing, Ash enjoys boxing, yoga, and diving to the bottom of the ocean to hunt for clams.
